Reggie can tackle my bush.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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