I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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