It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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