It was confusing and full of hummus
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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