Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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