something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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