she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm both gender and math confused
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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