Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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