is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
Randomize
