This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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