There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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