I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
