Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I need a beard to bite.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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