We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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