You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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