Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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