I think I died a long time ago.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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