If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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