dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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