dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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