You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
two words...techno handjob
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
