Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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