youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
What a dumb baby whore.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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