Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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