I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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