So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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