My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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