Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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