worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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