Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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