But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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