I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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