Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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