2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Sorry my hands just texted you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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