if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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