I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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