and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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