I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
And then he peed in my hair
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