i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.