You really coming over, don't trick.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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