Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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