I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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