last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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