scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
sarcasm needs its own font
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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