6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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