I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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