i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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