We named our party play list daddy issues
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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