I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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