My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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