dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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