I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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