There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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