guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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