Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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