I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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