...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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